Tuesday, March 22, 2016

A TMI Tuesday Blog

1. If you died tomorrow, to whom would you leave all your worldly possessions?



Everything would go to my Master, of course.  (Even the sheep and the dogs and the cat-hahahaha! Ok, I shouldn't laugh).

2. What did you like to play as a child?




I was animal obsessed then too.  I had all the Breyer model horses I could acquire, all the little glass or rubber or plastic dogs I could find, a few Star Wars action figures and many stuffed animals.  My friends and I invented many elaborate games using this world of animals.  Luke Skywalker was the owner of all the animals, and the good guy.  Bob and Bud (stunt motorbike riders) were the bad guys and they were always trying to steal animals and kidnap Luke.  When I got the new (Return of the Jedi) Luke, the old Star Wars Luke became a bad guy and was roasted over a campfire.  Yeah, we melted him.

3. Have you ever gone on a rampant sex spree while depressed?



I have never been depressed.

4. Do you mind if your partner wants to have porn videos playing while the two of you are having sex?




I don't get a choice in minding.  He does like them sometimes. I'll just say I'm very used to it.  Occasionally he lets me watch too, but not usually.  It is part of being objectified, a nice wet hole for him.

5. What is the sexiest thing you did last week?


See the "Party Night" blog for a full description.  It was awesome.  Or last Tuesday, Whip Marks, which is still part of last week technically.  It is a toss up between those two.

Bonus: You have to give your lover a report card about your last sexual encounter.
– What would they score? A B C D F?
– What could he/she improve upon?
– For what would your lover be reprimanded for doing during sex?


It was last night, and it was wonderful.  Of course he gets an A.

I can't ever reprimand him.   However, if I could do that, it would be for starting up conversations about random non-sexy topics in bed.  Hey!  I'm trying to sex here! 

For the TMI Tuesday blog:
https://tmituesdayblog.wordpress.com/2016/03/21/tmi-tuesday-march-22-2016/

1 comment:

  1. My ex would have no sexy talks while I was trying to put the moves on him, most often I would laugh, but he would always get reprimanded.

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