I have to admit I will try to put a positive spin on getting a splinter. I do this because I think if I complain too much everyone will vanish and I won't have friends. Really.
And then there is Master. He sent me to bed last night with the command "Be Happy" after finding me crying when he called me (I had sent him the message of only "I need you").
He called again this morning. I was in the middle of crying as I cleaned up the kitchen.
He said "I'm coming home tonight". He wasn't supposed to be back until tomorrow night.